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I'm in Love with My Dentist

I'm in love with my dentist, I'm in love with my dentist
She's got the sweetest touch
Fix my cavities, I like it so much
She makes me feel so fine
I've had the same damned tooth filled 23 times

I'm in love with my dentist, I'm in love with my dentist

I met her on a Saturday
I had a bad toothache that wouldn't go away
Now I just can't get enough
I think I'll give up flossing and forget to brush

I'm in love with my dentist, I'm in love with my dentist

I'd love to take her out but I'm too shy to ask
And kiss those ruby red lips behind the surgical mask

I'm in love with my dentist, I'm in love with my dentist

I never want to leave her chair
I've never had a better cleaning anywhere
She's using every tool on her cart
And drilling her way right to my heart

I'm in love with my dentist, I'm in love with my dentist

I think I'll go and see her now
I'm in the strangest mood for another root canal
Don't want a needle for my pain
I look into her eyes and I don't feel a thing

I'm in love with my dentist, I'm in love with my dentist

I think she knows that I feel something for her inside
I can hear it in her voice when she says, “open wide”

I'm in love with my dentist, I'm in love with my dentist

I feel so good beside her
My mouth's open wide but my heart is open wider
I know that she is worth my while
When she's doing my teeth, I've get the biggest smile

She's so damn good, you know, I never want to give her up
I was looking for some dental work, but I ended up finding love

I'm in love with my dentist, I'm in love with my dentist