I’m in Love with My Dentist

Words and music by James Branam

All instruments and vocals performed by James Branam

Live Version

I’m in Love with My Dentist

Studio Version

Lyrics

I’m in love with my dentist, I’m in love with my dentist

She’s got the sweetest touch

Fix my cavities, I like it so much

She makes me feel so fine

I’ve had the same damned tooth filled 23 times

I’m in love with my dentist, I’m in love with my dentist

I met her on a Saturday

I had a bad toothache that wouldn’t go away

Now I just can’t get enough

I think I’ll give up flossing and forget to brush

I’m in love with my dentist, I’m in love with my dentist

I’d love to take her out but I’m too shy to ask

And kiss those ruby red lips behind the surgical mask

I’m in love with my dentist, I’m in love with my dentist

I never want to leave her chair

I’ve never had a better cleaning anywhere

She’s using every tool on her cart

And drilling her way right to my heart

I’m in love with my dentist, I’m in love with my dentist

I think I’ll go and see her now

I’m in the strangest mood for another root canal

Don’t want a needle for my pain

I look into her eyes and I don’t feel a thing

I’m in love with my dentist, I’m in love with my dentist

I think she knows that I feel something for her inside

I can hear it in her voice when she says, “open wide”

I’m in love with my dentist, I’m in love with my dentist

I feel so good beside her

My mouth’s open wide but my heart is open wider

I know that she is worth my while

When she’s doing my teeth, I’ve get the biggest smile

She’s so damn good it hurts, you know I never want to give her up

I was looking for some dental work, but I ended up finding love

I feel so good beside her

My mouth’s open wide but my heart is open wider

I know that she is worth my while

When she’s doing me, I’ve get the biggest smile

I’m in love with my dentist, I’m in love with my dentist